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Teachers Always Write Sample Content
Question-Answers
Question: What makes a radical tree grow?
Answer: Square roots.
Student-Teacher
Student: How you gonna take away a negative number?
Answer: By making a difference
A Teacher’s Favorite Student
Teacher: You are so sharp, you can cut through a topic with your mind.
Student: Teacher, I did all your work
Teacher: Does that mean I don’t have to take out the garbage and change the cat litter tonight?
Editor-Writer
Editor1: What am I going to do, her writing stinks and she has no plot in her story?
Editor 2: Just reject her
Editor 1: She’s my niece
Pilot-Controller
Pilot: Cherokee four-niner-lima departing Islip to Westerly.
Controller: Fly a heading of two-seven-zero, ma’am.
Pilot: But I want to go to Westerly.
Controller: Okay, ma’am, fly two-seven-zero on course.
Pilot: You don’t understand, you’re sending me in the wrong direction. I want to fly to Westerly.
Controller: Ma’am, Westerly is two seven zero on your compass, west.
Pilot: No, its not. It’s east.
Controller: Ma’am, did you want to fly east to Westerly Airport?
Pilot: Yes, sir.
Controller: Fly a heading of zero-niner-zero.
Pilot: Roger.
Copyright © 2004 by D. Wayne Dworsky.
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